Taowu full artwork
Rare · One of 150

Taowu

“He has been wrong about everything for three thousand years and has never once reconsidered.”

A Mountain immortal of The Shanhai Wilds

3 known connections · an open question

The living story

The story so far

The Blockhead Fiend: human face, tiger feet, boar tusks, stubborn as bedrock — the Classic's monument to everyone who has ever refused to learn anything. One of the Four Fiends, and the one the other three find embarrassing. He has been wrong about everything for three thousand years and has never once reconsidered.

Happening now

He is standing exactly where he has always stood, thinking exactly what he has always thought, while the world rearranges itself around him. The world is used to it.

What may come

One day the world will rearrange itself into exactly the shape Taowu always said it was — by sheer coincidence, after three thousand years of being wrong — and he will nod, once, with enormous satisfaction. The other fiends will never let him forget it. He will never notice.

Connected

The Shanhai Wilds

The old bestiary, personified: nine-tailed foxes, torch dragons, the faceless dancer Hundun, the rain-bringing Yinglong, the white sage-beast Baize. Every strange thing about them is in the ancient books — nothing made up.

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At a glance — details & stats
Element
Mountain
Court
The Shanhai Wilds — the Classic of Mountains and Seas
Rarity
Rare
Personality
Taowu. The Blockhead Fiend: human face, tiger feet, boar tusks, stubborn as bedrock — the Classic's monument to everyone who has ever refused to learn anything. One of the Four Fiends, and the one the other three find embarrassing.
Edition
One of 150
Stats
power 86 · speed 42 · charm 28
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