Goad
“His couplets are the real torment.”
A Inferno nightmare of The Horned
3 known connections
The living story
The story so far
Professional tempter, amateur poet. His couplets are the real torment, and he knows it. He performs at pit gatherings to mixed reviews and thunderous booing, which he takes as applause. His pitchfork is purely ceremonial; his rhymes are the weapon. Hellion once asked him to write a victory ode; Goad is still working on the rhyme for "undefeated."
Connected
Why someone keeps Goad
- Professional tempter, amateur poet.
- His couplets are the real torment.
- Three demons have repented just to make him stop.
The Horned
Demons of the ember pits — courteous, contractual, and completely literal about fine print. The Archfiend has never broken a deal; read that sentence again, slowly.
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At a glance — details & stats
- Element
- Inferno
- Faction
- The Horned — Sign here. And here.
- Rarity
- Common
- Personality
- Professional tempter, amateur poet.
- Edition
- One of 100
- Stats
- power 55 · speed 55 · charm 75
Joe was here.
“the old ones say: to know the road ahead, ask those coming back — look closer. The best things here don’t announce themselves.”