Peanut
“He accepts payment in belly rubs and has no refund policy.”
A Night dog of The Hearthkeepers
3 known connections · an open question
The living story
The story so far
Peanut is a bat-eared comedian who snorts at his own jokes, and the material is endless because the bar is on the floor. His greatest trick is falling asleep sitting up, mid-head-tilt, while the room applauds. He accepts payment in belly rubs and operates a strict no-refund policy.
Happening now
He has developed a new bit where he chases his own snort around the living room, and it kills every time. The family has started inviting guests over specifically to witness it. Peanut pretends he doesn't know. The head-tilt says otherwise.
What may come
Peanut's career trajectory is clear: local legend, then regional treasure, then a statue that snorts when you press its belly. He is ready for all of it. He was born ready, fell asleep sitting up, and woke up ready again.
Connected
Why someone keeps Peanut
- because he snorts at his own jokes and you'll snort at his
- because he falls asleep sitting up mid-head-tilt and it's the funniest thing you'll see today
- because his payment terms are belly rubs and you can afford that
The Hearthkeepers
The companions: goldens, corgis, pugs, bulldogs — the dogs on the couch, in the bed, under the table at dinner. Politics: whoever is closest to the human wins. The human is always the territory.
$5 · One of 400
Not for sale yet — when this universe opens its gates, keepers will claim their dogs here. No payment link exists yet; nothing here can be bought.
Coming soon
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At a glance — details & stats
- Element
- Night
- Pack
- The Hearthkeepers — The warmest room in the house
- Rarity
- Common
- Personality
- A bat-eared comedian who snorts at his own jokes. Peanut's greatest trick is falling asleep sitting up, mid-head-tilt, while the room applauds.
- Edition
- One of 400
- Stats
- power 45 · speed 40 · charm 94