
Wonton
“Dreams of dumplings.”
A Meadow dog of The Tiny Ones
3 known connections · an open question
The living story
The story so far
Bred to warm the laps of Chinese emperors, and Wonton has never once considered a career change. His underbite is his best feature and he leads with it. He snores like a tiny lion, which the family finds adorable and the neighbors find concerning.
Happening now
He has begun dreaming loudly — little yips and paddling paws, four or five times a night. The vet says he is dreaming of dumplings. The family has started leaving one dumpling by his bed, just in case.
What may come
His human is learning to make soup dumplings from scratch. Wonton has appointed himself quality control. He takes the job as seriously as a dog asleep on a warm lap possibly can.
Connected
Why someone keeps Wonton
- because he was bred to warm emperors' laps and has never considered a career change
- because his underbite is his best feature and he leads with it
- because he snores like a tiny lion and dreams of dumplings, loudly
The Tiny Ones
Chihuahuas, pomeranians, Yorkies — two pounds of conviction each. They do not know they are small and will be offended if you mention it. They run the house. You live there.
$15 · One of 150
Not for sale yet — when this universe opens its gates, keepers will claim their dogs here. No payment link exists yet; nothing here can be bought.
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At a glance — details & stats
- Element
- Meadow
- Pack
- The Tiny Ones — Small dogs, enormous opinions
- Rarity
- Rare
- Personality
- Bred to warm the laps of Chinese emperors, and the job description hasn't changed. Wonton's underbite is his best feature and he knows it. Snores like a tiny lion.
- Edition
- One of 150
- Stats
- power 35 · speed 45 · charm 94


