“He was nearly exposed at a symposium. He ate the evidence. The symposium continues.”
He was nearly exposed at a symposium. He ate the evidence. T
Epic · One of 40
Beardfang the False King
“A nimravid, an imposter in the Bonefields’ court — and the most entertaining fraud in prehistory.”
A Bonewind cat of The Bonefields
3 known connections · an open question
The living story
The story so far
Beardfang’s cheek flanges are magnificent, his sabers are enormous, and his secret is safe: he is not technically a cat. A nimravid, an imposter in the Bonefields’ court — and the most entertaining fraud in prehistory.
Happening now
Keeps the Deep Watch of the Vigil over the Purring Dark.
What may come
When the watch changes, the purrs fade and the next watch begins. Somewhere, always, a cat is purring.
Connected
Whispers about Beardfang the False King
“Her pouch once held twins and a grudge. The twins grew up. The grudge stayed.”
Her pouch once held twins and a grudge. The twins grew up. T
“Beardfang knows. Beardfang will never tell. This is the kindest thing Beardfang does.”
Beardfang knows. Beardfang will never tell. This is the kind
Why someone keeps Beardfang the False King
- because the most entertaining fraud in prehistory deserves an audience
- because his secret is safe with you (he’s not technically a cat)
- because magnificent cheek flanges are their own justification
The Bonefields
The extinct: Smilodon, American lion, Homotherium, cave lion, Machairodus, Dinofelis, Barbourofelis, Thylacosmilus, and the small ancestors. They sleep in stone and wake in story.
Keep this cat
$35 · One of 40
Not for sale yet — when this universe opens its gates, keepers will claim their cats here. No payment link exists yet; nothing here can be bought.
Coming soon
Notify me when The Purring Dark opens.
We’ll email you once — when the gates open. No spam, no launch date promised.
At a glance — details & stats
- Element
- Bonewind
- Clowder
- The Bonefields — The Titans Before Memory
- Rarity
- Epic
- Personality
- Beardfang’s cheek flanges are magnificent, his sabers are enormous, and his secret is safe: he is not technically a cat.
- Edition
- One of 40
- Stats
- power 87 · speed 60 · charm 75