“He tried a salad once, in the Pleistocene. It did not take. He has not spoken of it since.”
He tried a salad once, in the Pleistocene. It did not take.
Rare · One of 150
Xenosmilus "Cookiecut"
“Extinct for a million years; unrepentant for all of them.”
A Bonewind cat of The Bonefields
3 known connections · an open question
The living story
The story so far
Xenosmilus’s teeth were serrated like steak knives — cookie cutters, the Bonefields call them — and he used them with cheerful efficiency. Extinct for a million years; unrepentant for all of them.
Happening now
Keeps the Middle Watch of the Vigil over the Purring Dark.
What may come
When the watch changes, the purrs fade and the next watch begins. Somewhere, always, a cat is purring.
Connected
Whispers about Xenosmilus "Cookiecut"
“His latest note to Turok: “Good shadow. Work on the entrance.” Turok framed it.”
His latest note to Turok: “Good shadow. Work on the entrance
Why someone keeps Xenosmilus "Cookiecut"
- because cookie-cutter teeth wielded cheerfully is an unforgettable image
- because the salad incident is the Bonefields’ favorite cautionary tale
- because unrepentant for a million years is a solid personal brand
The Bonefields
The extinct: Smilodon, American lion, Homotherium, cave lion, Machairodus, Dinofelis, Barbourofelis, Thylacosmilus, and the small ancestors. They sleep in stone and wake in story.
Keep this cat
$15 · One of 150
Not for sale yet — when this universe opens its gates, keepers will claim their cats here. No payment link exists yet; nothing here can be bought.
Coming soon
Notify me when The Purring Dark opens.
We’ll email you once — when the gates open. No spam, no launch date promised.
At a glance — details & stats
- Element
- Bonewind
- Clowder
- The Bonefields — The Titans Before Memory
- Rarity
- Rare
- Personality
- Xenosmilus’s teeth were serrated like steak knives — cookie cutters, the Bonefields call them — and he used them with cheerful efficiency.
- Edition
- One of 150
- Stats
- power 76 · speed 62 · charm 68