“She sat on a guest’s lap uninvited and cured his headache. He now visits weekly. For the cat.”
She sat on a guest’s lap uninvited and cured his headache. H
Rare · One of 150
Priscilla Flatface
“Queens do not chase; things come to queens.”
A Moonmist cat of The Hearthside
3 known connections · an open question
The living story
The story so far
Priscilla’s face is a pressed flower and her dignity is load-bearing — she has never run, never jumped, never hurried, and the Hearthside rearranges itself around her stillness. Queens do not chase; things come to queens.
Happening now
Keeps the Middle Watch of the Vigil over the Purring Dark.
What may come
When the watch changes, the purrs fade and the next watch begins. Somewhere, always, a cat is purring.
Connected
Whispers about Priscilla Flatface
“She learned to mimic the alarm clock. The family now wakes to Suki. Suki considers this a promotion.”
She learned to mimic the alarm clock. The family now wakes t
“A butterfly landed on her nose. She went cross-eyed. Dignity maintained. Barely.”
A butterfly landed on her nose. She went cross-eyed. Dignity
Why someone keeps Priscilla Flatface
- because load-bearing dignity is a structural marvel worth preserving
- because she went cross-eyed at a butterfly and maintained composure
- because queens do not chase, and watching things come to her is satisfying
The Hearthside
The domestics: Maine coon, ragdoll, Bengal, sphynx, British shorthair, Siamese, Scottish fold, Persian, Russian blue, Abyssinian — and Biscuit, the orange tomcat, the starring Common. Every lap is a throne.
Keep this cat
$15 · One of 150
Not for sale yet — when this universe opens its gates, keepers will claim their cats here. No payment link exists yet; nothing here can be bought.
Coming soon
Notify me when The Purring Dark opens.
We’ll email you once — when the gates open. No spam, no launch date promised.
At a glance — details & stats
- Element
- Moonmist
- Clowder
- The Hearthside — The Ones Who Chose Us
- Rarity
- Rare
- Personality
- Priscilla’s face is a pressed flower and her dignity is load-bearing — she has never run, never jumped, never hurried, and the Hearthside rearranges itself around her stillness.
- Edition
- One of 150
- Stats
- power 55 · speed 30 · charm 90