“He takes all three jobs very seriously.”
A Mirewater reptile of The River Tyrants
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He hatched in Nanny’s best nest — the temperature-controlled one, Basker-certified — and emerged with unusual opinions about everything. His first word (a bellow-squeak) was, witnesses agree, "more."
He interns everywhere: Ribbon’s marsh (diplomacy), Snatch’s orchard (fruit), Skipper’s riverbank (sprinting), Faint’s drama circle (comedy duo). His performance reviews are glowing. His attention span is not. It doesn’t matter. He’s Gummy.
His teeth are coming in — all eighty of them, eventually. He’s practicing his menacing look in the mirror-pool. Current rating: "adorable." He’s furious. Everyone else is delighted. The teeth will come. The adorable is permanent.
“Nanny counts her hatchlings every dusk. Last week she counted one extra — a small shape at the edge of the crèche, there and gone. Gummy says it was just a shadow. Nanny has stopped counting out loud. She counts on her claws now, where no one can hear.”
Nanny counted one extra.
The river tyrants: crocodiles, alligators, caimans, gharials — the ambush perfected over eighty million years. Fifteen smiles, every one of them full of teeth.
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