Umbrella
“The recovery takes snacks.”
A Dunesigh reptile of The Sunning Rocks
3 known connections · an open question
The living story
The story so far
She discovered her frill the way everyone does — by accident, in front of everyone, at the worst possible moment. A kookaburra laughed. Umbrella has been perfecting the deployment ever since, out of spite that became art.
Happening now
She now teaches frill-control to young lizards: when to flare, when to fold, and the advanced technique of the slow, deliberate half-frill that says "I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed." Her students fear the half-frill most.
What may come
She has started a support group for the easily startled. Attendance is excellent. The first rule is: no sudden movements. The second rule is: snacks will be provided. Both rules are strictly enforced.
Connected
Why someone keeps Umbrella
- because her frill is the best 0.3 seconds in the reptile world
- because she turned being jumpy into a teachable skill
- because the half-frill of disappointment is a masterpiece
The Sunning Rocks
Lizards: monitors, chameleons, geckos, iguanas, skinks — the baskers, the climbers, the color-changers. Fifteen tongues, every one of them faster than yours.
$35 · One of 40
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At a glance — details & stats
- Element
- Dunesigh
- Coil
- The Sunning Rocks — Lizards of the warm stone
- Rarity
- Epic
- Personality
- Ninety percent sweetheart, ten percent sudden enormous frill. Umbrella is the gentlest lizard on the Rocks right up until she’s startled — at which point she becomes a satellite dish of pure "ABSOLUTELY NOT." The transition takes 0.3 seconds.
- Edition
- One of 40
- Stats
- power 83 · speed 64 · charm 18