Barkley
“Eats the seeds, wears the smugness.”
A Moss rodent of The Canopy
3 known connections
The living story
The story so far
Barkley strips pinecone scales fast enough to blur — eats the seeds, wears the smugness. He once de-scaled a cone in under four seconds in front of the whole Canopy and bowed. The applause lasted longer than the cone. He still brings it up. It was three years ago.
Connected
Why someone keeps Barkley
- You're not adopting a character — you're bringing home a small life with big opinions.
- Keep Barkley on your lock screen and the day feels less heavy. That's the whole trick.
- Some Sparks are beautiful. This one is company.
The Canopy
Keepers of caches, cones, and long memories: the Cache-King’s ten thousand mapped nuts, Juniper’s midden older than the oldest pine, and Old Knot, who taught the King everything and forgot his own winter store.
$15 · One of 150
Not for sale yet — when this universe opens its gates, keepers will claim their rodents here. No payment link exists yet; nothing here can be bought.
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At a glance — details & stats
- Element
- Moss
- Burrow
- The Canopy — Branches and old pines
- Rarity
- Rare
- Personality
- Can strip pinecone scales fast enough to blur.
- Edition
- One of 150
- Stats
- power 55 · speed 82 · charm 75