Barnaby
“Barnaby has strong opinions about your lightbulbs and will share them.”
A Dew weaver of The Orbweavers
3 known connections · an open question
The living story
The story so far
Barnaby set up shop beside the porch light the first night the moths came, and he has been running the best-attended restaurant on the block ever since. He did not invent the lightbulb strategy. He merely perfected it, and he will take questions.
Happening now
He is currently holding court at the corner of the fixture, where the light is warmest and the moth traffic heaviest. A June bug just bounced off his web; Barnaby watched it go with the patience of a fellow who knows dinner is coming anyway.
What may come
When the cold comes he will egg-sac up and hand the porch over to next year's Barnaby. He has already left a review of your lightbulb: four stars, would hunt here again, consider a warmer wattage.
Connected
Why someone keeps Barnaby
- because he has strong opinions about your lightbulbs and he is absolutely right
- because he turned a porch fixture into the best restaurant on the block through sheer strategic genius
- because Barnaby chose your house, which means your house was worth choosing
The Orbweavers
The geometers: garden spiders, golden silk-weavers, the spiny and the patient. Every orb is a theorem proved in silk, and every theorem is signed.
$5 · One of 100
Not for sale yet — when this universe opens its gates, keepers will claim their weavers here. No payment link exists yet; nothing here can be bought.
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At a glance — details & stats
- Element
- Dew
- Strand
- The Orbweavers — The great web architects
- Rarity
- Common
- Personality
- He builds beside porch lights because that is where the moths are, and he is not too proud to admit it.
- Edition
- One of 100
- Stats
- power 60 · speed 60 · charm 85