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Common · One of 400

Bruno

“Would also sit on you.”

A Night dog of The Workers

3 known connections · an open question

The living story

The story so far

Bruno looks like a bouncer and works as a nanny, and he sees no contradiction in this. His resting face has ended bar fights; his actual job is supervising the baby's naps with total, drooling devotion. He would die for you. He would also sit on you. These are the same thing to Bruno.

Happening now

The baby has started walking, which means Bruno has started walking — three feet behind, low to the ground, a hundred pounds of mobile safety net. The baby falls. Bruno is already there. This is the whole system and it has never failed.

What may come

The baby will grow up, and Bruno will grow older, and the job will change — from nanny to guardian to legend the kid tells at dinner parties. Bruno will accept each promotion with the same drooling devotion. It's all the same post.

Connected

Whispers about Bruno

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Why someone keeps Bruno

  • because he looks like a bouncer and works as a nanny and he'll work for you
  • because his resting face ended bar fights but his jowls are a baby's pillow
  • because he would die for you and also sit on you, which is the same thing

The Workers

Collies, shepherds, huskies, mountain dogs — they pull, guard, herd, rescue. They have a union and the union is strong. A Worker without a task will invent one, and the task will involve you.

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Keep this dog

$5 · One of 400

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At a glance — details & stats
Element
Night
Pack
The Workers — The dogs with jobs
Rarity
Common
Personality
Looks like a bouncer, works as a nanny. Bruno's resting face has ended bar fights, but his actual job is supervising the baby's naps with total, drooling devotion. Would die for you.
Edition
One of 400
Stats
power 92 · speed 60 · charm 84