Bruno looks like a bouncer and works as a nanny, and he sees no contradiction in this. His resting face has ended bar fights; his actual job is supervising the baby's naps with total, drooling devotion. He would die for you. He would also sit on you. These are the same thing to Bruno.
Happening now
The baby has started walking, which means Bruno has started walking — three feet behind, low to the ground, a hundred pounds of mobile safety net. The baby falls. Bruno is already there. This is the whole system and it has never failed.
What may come
The baby will grow up, and Bruno will grow older, and the job will change — from nanny to guardian to legend the kid tells at dinner parties. Bruno will accept each promotion with the same drooling devotion. It's all the same post.
“Ajax stood between the pack and a storm nobody else could smell, and stood there until it passed. When Bruno asked how he knew, Ajax said, 'The First crossed a line once. I hold them.' Nobody asked what that meant.”
because he looks like a bouncer and works as a nanny and he'll work for you
because his resting face ended bar fights but his jowls are a baby's pillow
because he would die for you and also sit on you, which is the same thing
The Workers
Collies, shepherds, huskies, mountain dogs — they pull, guard, herd, rescue. They have a union and the union is strong. A Worker without a task will invent one, and the task will involve you.
Not for sale yet — when this universe opens its gates, keepers will claim their dogs here. No payment link exists yet; nothing here can be bought.
Coming soon
Notify me when The Long Walk opens.
We’ll email you once — when the gates open. No spam, no launch date promised.
At a glance — details & stats
Element
Night
Pack
The Workers — The dogs with jobs
Rarity
Common
Personality
Looks like a bouncer, works as a nanny. Bruno's resting face has ended bar fights, but his actual job is supervising the baby's naps with total, drooling devotion. Would die for you.