River
“Versatile, tireless, and deeply offended by closed doors.”
A Tide dog of The Hunters
3 known connections · an open question
The living story
The story so far
River points at birds with the intensity of a courtroom objection — one paw raised, body frozen, the whole universe narrowed to a pheasant. She can smell a bird at two hundred yards and a sandwich at two miles. Versatile, tireless, and deeply, personally offended by closed doors.
Happening now
She has started pointing at the toaster. There are no birds in the toaster. River disagrees, and she has the nose for it — three hundred million scent receptors do not lie, even when they are wrong about toast.
What may come
Duck season opens in six weeks. River has begun sleeping by the gun cabinet. Not the bed. The gun cabinet. The family finds this both touching and alarming.
Connected
Why someone keeps River
- because she points at birds with the intensity of a courtroom objection
- because she can smell a pheasant at two hundred yards and your sandwich at two miles
- because she is deeply, personally offended by closed doors, and she has the nose to prove why
The Hunters
Greyhounds, bloodhounds, ridgebacks — built to chase, find, and point. Between hunts they are the gentlest creatures alive. During a hunt they are weather.
$35 · One of 40
Not for sale yet — when this universe opens its gates, keepers will claim their dogs here. No payment link exists yet; nothing here can be bought.
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At a glance — details & stats
- Element
- Tide
- Pack
- The Hunters — Nose to the wind
- Rarity
- Epic
- Personality
- Points at birds with the intensity of a courtroom objection. River can smell a pheasant at two hundred yards and your sandwich at two miles.
- Edition
- One of 40
- Stats
- power 75 · speed 92 · charm 87
Joe was here.
“the old ones say: to know the road ahead, ask those coming back — look closer. The best things here don’t announce themselves.”