Tank
“He has knocked over two grown men with joy and apologized to neither.”
A Ember dog of The Workers
3 known connections · an open question
The living story
The story so far
A boxer does everything at full volume, including love, and Tank is the loudest lover in the county. His whole body wags — the tail was just the beginning — and he has knocked over two grown men with pure joy. He apologized to neither. The joy was warranted.
Happening now
He has discovered the trampoline and now launches himself onto it with the grace of a falling piano and the enthusiasm of a firework. The children take turns. Tank does not take turns. Tank is always on.
What may come
Tank will eventually knock over something load-bearing — a fence, a shed, a bad mood that lasted years — and it will be the best thing that ever happened to it. Joy is a demolition tool. Tank is the operator.
Connected
Why someone keeps Tank
- because his whole body wags and your whole body will too
- because he knocked over two grown men with joy and apologized to neither
- because a boxer does everything at full volume, including love, especially love
The Workers
Collies, shepherds, huskies, mountain dogs — they pull, guard, herd, rescue. They have a union and the union is strong. A Worker without a task will invent one, and the task will involve you.
$5 · One of 400
Not for sale yet — when this universe opens its gates, keepers will claim their dogs here. No payment link exists yet; nothing here can be bought.
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At a glance — details & stats
- Element
- Ember
- Pack
- The Workers — The dogs with jobs
- Rarity
- Common
- Personality
- A boxer does everything at full volume, including love. Tank's whole body wags — the tail was just the beginning.
- Edition
- One of 400
- Stats
- power 85 · speed 80 · charm 90