Yuchi Gong × Qin Shubao. Two Tang generals, one sleepless night outside an emperor's haunted bedroom, fourteen centuries of door duty: the black face and the pale face, the glare and the watch, fused by New Year prints into a single office — the threshold, guarded. No demon has filed a complaint. None has gotten past to file one.
Happening now
They are on the door right now — left panel glaring, right panel watching — while the New Year painters touch up the reds and golds. The inspection is annual. The duty is eternal.
What may come
When the last threshold stands unthreatened, the two panels will open like a door — the first door they ever guarded, from the inside — and the generals will step through together, guards becoming guests at last. The demons will applaud. They have always respected the work.
“Every door in China carries the New Year prints — black face, pale face, the threshold guarded. Every door but one, in a village no one will name: bare wood, no print, never repainted. The door gods checked it themselves. No demon has ever tried that door. None of them will say why not. Yuchi Gong glares at it when he passes. The door does not glare back.”
One door in the village has no door-god print. No demon has ever tried it.
Figures written in two ledgers at once: the Divine Farmer who is also the Flame Emperor, the door gods on every New Year’s door, the two gods of wealth, the scholar-star. Where the temples agreed, the names braided together.
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At a glance — details & stats
Element
Thunder
Court
The Syncretic — twice-written
Rarity
Syncretic
Personality
The Door Gods — Yuchi Gong × Qin Shubao. Two Tang generals, one sleepless night outside an emperor's haunted bedroom, fourteen centuries of door duty: the black face and the pale face, the glare and the watch, fused by New Year prints into a single office — the threshold, guarded. No demon has filed a complaint.
Edition
One of 50
Stats
power 86 · speed 62 · charm 66
🪵 Joe was here.
“the old ones say: the gem cannot be polished without friction — thunder only strikes what stands tall enough to be noticed.”