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Epic · One of 40

Bes

“The gods' court jester, and the only god invited into every home.”

A Faience immortal of The Two Lands

3 known connections · an open question

The living story

The story so far

The dwarf at the bedroom door, lion-maned, tongue out, dancing. Protector of households, childbirth, and sleep; demons take one look at him and leave, embarrassed. The gods' court jester, and the only god invited into every home in Egypt.

Happening now

He is dancing on a bedroom wall in the workers' village right now, tongue out, keeping the bad dreams at the door while a child sleeps.

What may come

So long as there are bedrooms, there will be Bes on the wall. The dancing does not stop.

Connected

Whispers about Bes

“Bes's tongue went back in. Mid-dance, on a bedroom wall in the workers' village — the dwarf stopped, tongue in, eyes wide, staring at the corner of the room. The child woke up crying. The demons, the old wives say, noticed before anyone else did.”

The dwarf stopped dancing mid-step. The demons noticed.

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Why someone keeps Bes

  • because he's the dwarf at the bedroom door with his tongue out — protection that doesn't take itself seriously
  • because demons take one look at him and leave, embarrassed
  • because the only god invited into every home belongs in yours

The Two Lands

Nome gods, household gods, temple cults — the gods people actually meet: potters, weavers, midwives, protectors, and the lioness you do not cross.

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At a glance — details & stats
Element
Faience
Order
The Two Lands — Gods of the Living Land
Rarity
Epic
Personality
The dwarf at the bedroom door, lion-maned, tongue out, dancing. Protector of households, childbirth, and sleep; demons take one look at him and leave, embarrassed.
Edition
One of 40
Stats
power 70 · speed 75 · charm 99