“He was ejected from a wedding. It was his own birthday party. Details are disputed.”
He was ejected from a wedding. It was his own birthday party
Common · One of 400
Patchwork Luckypenny
“She chooses the couch.”
A Hearthglow cat of The Hearthside
3 known connections · an open question
The living story
The story so far
Patchwork is three cats in a trench coat — orange mischief, black mystery, white innocence — rotating by the hour. Sailors’ luck, the old ones say, and every ship in the harbor wants her aboard. She chooses the couch.
Happening now
Keeps the Early Watch of the Vigil over the Purring Dark.
What may come
When the watch changes, the purrs fade and the next watch begins. Somewhere, always, a cat is purring.
Connected
Whispers about Patchwork Luckypenny
“She predicted rain by sneezing twice. It rained. She has done this eleven times. The harbor watches.”
She predicted rain by sneezing twice. It rained. She has don
Why someone keeps Patchwork Luckypenny
- because three cats in a trench coat is the best deal in the Hearthside
- because she predicts rain by sneezing and the harbor watches
- because sailors’ luck chose the couch, and honestly, same
The Hearthside
The domestics: Maine coon, ragdoll, Bengal, sphynx, British shorthair, Siamese, Scottish fold, Persian, Russian blue, Abyssinian — and Biscuit, the orange tomcat, the starring Common. Every lap is a throne.
Keep this cat
$5 · One of 400
Not for sale yet — when this universe opens its gates, keepers will claim their cats here. No payment link exists yet; nothing here can be bought.
Coming soon
Notify me when The Purring Dark opens.
We’ll email you once — when the gates open. No spam, no launch date promised.
At a glance — details & stats
- Element
- Hearthglow
- Clowder
- The Hearthside — The Ones Who Chose Us
- Rarity
- Common
- Personality
- Patchwork is three cats in a trench coat — orange mischief, black mystery, white innocence — rotating by the hour. Sailors’ luck, the old ones say, and every ship in the harbor wants her aboard.
- Edition
- One of 400
- Stats
- power 60 · speed 55 · charm 90