“He slow-blinked at the tax inspector. The inspector left early. Case closed.”
He slow-blinked at the tax inspector. The inspector left ear
Common · One of 400
Buttons Tuxedo
“He attends every household event in his permanent tuxedo and is ejected from most of them by dessert.”
A Duskwhisper cat of The Hearthside
3 known connections · an open question
The living story
The story so far
Buttons was born in formalwear and has the manners of a food fight — the Hearthside’s great contradiction. He attends every household event in his permanent tuxedo and is ejected from most of them by dessert.
Happening now
Keeps the Early Watch of the Vigil over the Purring Dark.
What may come
When the watch changes, the purrs fade and the next watch begins. Somewhere, always, a cat is purring.
Connected
Whispers about Buttons Tuxedo
“He was ejected from a wedding. It was his own birthday party. Details are disputed.”
He was ejected from a wedding. It was his own birthday party
“She predicted rain by sneezing twice. It rained. She has done this eleven times. The harbor watches.”
She predicted rain by sneezing twice. It rained. She has don
Why someone keeps Buttons Tuxedo
- because formalwear with food-fight manners is the best contradiction
- because ejected from his own birthday party is a story for the ages
- because every gala needs a guest who will absolutely cause a scene
The Hearthside
The domestics: Maine coon, ragdoll, Bengal, sphynx, British shorthair, Siamese, Scottish fold, Persian, Russian blue, Abyssinian — and Biscuit, the orange tomcat, the starring Common. Every lap is a throne.
Keep this cat
$5 · One of 400
Not for sale yet — when this universe opens its gates, keepers will claim their cats here. No payment link exists yet; nothing here can be bought.
Coming soon
Notify me when The Purring Dark opens.
We’ll email you once — when the gates open. No spam, no launch date promised.
At a glance — details & stats
- Element
- Duskwhisper
- Clowder
- The Hearthside — The Ones Who Chose Us
- Rarity
- Common
- Personality
- Buttons was born in formalwear and has the manners of a food fight — the Hearthside’s great contradiction.
- Edition
- One of 400
- Stats
- power 58 · speed 62 · charm 88
Joe was here.
“the old ones say: to know the road ahead, ask those coming back — look closer. The best things here don’t announce themselves.”