Chuck
“Comfort is his whole thing.”
A Dunesigh reptile of The Sunning Rocks
3 known connections · an open question
The living story
The story so far
He discovered wedging as a juvenile when a coyote tried to pull him from a crack and gave up, exhausted, after an hour. Chuck emerged, reinflated slightly out of spite, and realized he had found his calling: being unmovable.
Happening now
He now runs the crevice-consultancy: which cracks, which inflation levels, which angles. His clients include half the desert. His motto: "If they can move you, you weren’t trying." He has never been moved.
What may come
He hosts the annual Comfort Summit — a gathering dedicated to the art of the perfect bask, the ideal crevice, the optimal nap. Attendance grows every year. The agenda is naps. The minutes are naps.
Connected
Why someone keeps Chuck
- because he weaponized being comfortable and it’s inspiring
- because "if they can move you, you weren’t trying"
- because the Comfort Summit’s agenda is naps and the minutes are naps
The Sunning Rocks
Lizards: monitors, chameleons, geckos, iguanas, skinks — the baskers, the climbers, the color-changers. Fifteen tongues, every one of them faster than yours.
$15 · One of 150
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At a glance — details & stats
- Element
- Dunesigh
- Coil
- The Sunning Rocks — Lizards of the warm stone
- Rarity
- Rare
- Personality
- A desert whoopee cushion with a PhD in wedging. Chuck’s defense strategy is inflating himself inside rock crevices until he is physically unremovable — a technique he demonstrates with enormous pride and zero dignity. He is the Rocks’ most comfortable creature. This is not a coincidence.
- Edition
- One of 150
- Stats
- power 79 · speed 33 · charm 85