Panes
“It’s a aesthetic.”
A Stonehide reptile of The Sunning Rocks
3 known connections · an open question
The living story
The story so far
She lost her tail to a lawnmower as a juvenile — the most suburban of traumas — and regrew it with a new philosophy: "I am not broken, I am modular." The leaf litter adopted the slogan. It’s on a shell now.
Happening now
She runs the "Legs Optional" workshop for young lizards struggling with body image: snakes welcome, skinks encouraged, leglessness celebrated. Graduation is a group tail-detach (voluntary, supervised, deeply bonding).
What may come
She is writing a memoir: "Shattered: A Life in Pieces (That Grew Back)." The publisher — a very confused tortoise — has requested "fewer chapters about detaching." She has added three more.
Connected
Why someone keeps Panes
- because "I am not broken, I am modular" belongs on a poster
- because her workshop heals young lizards’ body image
- because she added three more chapters out of spite and they’re the best ones
The Sunning Rocks
Lizards: monitors, chameleons, geckos, iguanas, skinks — the baskers, the climbers, the color-changers. Fifteen tongues, every one of them faster than yours.
$5 · One of 400
Not for sale yet — when this universe opens its gates, keepers will claim their reptiles here. No payment link exists yet; nothing here can be bought.
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At a glance — details & stats
- Element
- Stonehide
- Coil
- The Sunning Rocks — Lizards of the warm stone
- Rarity
- Common
- Personality
- A lizard doing an impression of a snake and committing to it fully. Panes has no legs, a tail that detaches "strategically," and an identity crisis she has decided to treat as a brand. "Legless lizard" is not a compromise, she says.
- Edition
- One of 400
- Stats
- power 0 · speed 89 · charm 30
Joe was here.
“a Joe parable: the first skin is still dreaming. You’re wearing its dream. The old ones said we all wear something handed down.”