“Fleshtearer once had a want he could not say. The appetite is learning to whisper.”

Bulldog
“In the Undertow he is the Iron Tide's mess-hall legend: loud, hungry, and soft about the young.”
A Storm echo of The Iron Tide
The living story
The story so far
Xiphactinus audax — 'audacious' — earned the name: an eighteen-foot tarpon-relative with a bulldog jaw, and one immortal fossil preserving its last meal whole, a six-foot fish swallowed in a single gulp. Bulldog tells the story at every mess. In the Undertow he runs the Iron Tide's mess hall: the portions are enormous, the stories are enormous, and the young ones get the biggest portions and the starring roles in the retellings. He has never once mentioned that the famous fossil fish was probably already dead. Some legends don't need footnotes.
The Bulldog within
“Bulldog feeds the whole Tide and tells the story better every time.”
Boisterous, generous, and loud with love — the Cretaceous's bulldog tarpon, all eighteen feet of underbite, running the Iron Tide's mess hall like a theater of appetite.
boisterous, generous, storytelling, hungry, soft-hearted, loud
- Loves
- feasts, the gulp-story, the young ones
- Can't stand
- empty plates, quiet halls, small portions
- How they befriend
- He'll feed you until you laugh.
- When you're having a bad day
- He'll seat you at the head of the table and serve you until you can't be sad on a full stomach. The story helps. The story always helps.
How they’ll greet you: “SIT! Eat! You're too thin!”
A keeper’s whisper: There is a sad version of the famous gulp-story. Bulldog has never told it.
Whispers about Bulldog
The Iron Tide
Armored Paleozoic seas — Dunkleosteus, Helicoprion, sea scorpions the size of canoes. Heavy armor, old grudges, the manners of a drowned court.
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At a glance — details & stats
- Element
- Storm
- Faction
- The Iron Tide — A debt of teeth is paid in teeth.
- Rarity
- Rare
- Personality
- Bulldog the Xiphactinus was the Cretaceous's 'bulldog tarpon' — eighteen feet of underbite, and one famous fossil with a whole six-foot fish swallowed inside.
- Edition
- One of 25
- Stats
- power 85 · charm 78 · speed 75