“Boltcutter keeps a concession speech she has never delivered. The last line is not a joke at all.”

Doomduck
“In the Undertow he is Boltcutter's campaign manager and best friend: loud, loyal, and the muscle behind the Most Preposterous machine.”
A Storm echo of The Sundered South
The living story
The story so far
Bullockornis planei: the 'demon duck of doom,' eight feet of flightless Miocene bird with a skull like a siege weapon. Doomduck has leaned all the way in: he is Boltcutter's campaign manager, best friend, and enforcer of fun — the muscle behind the Most Preposterous machine. He writes the slogans ('The Bite Backs It Up' was his), works the crowds, and stares down hecklers with the battering-ram skull. Off-campaign, he's the South's softest shoulder: the demon duck of doom cries at weddings. Everyone knows. Nobody mentions it. That's loyalty.
The Doomduck within
“Doomduck is the demon duck of doom, and he cries at weddings.”
Loyal, loud, and soft-centered — the eight-foot 'demon duck of doom,' all battering-ram skull and campaign-manager energy, running Boltcutter's Most Preposterous machine with total devotion.
loyal, loud, soft, funny, fierce, devoted
- Loves
- rallies, slogans, the candidate
- Can't stand
- hecklers, solemnity, losing (the candidate's)
- How they befriend
- He'll run your campaign and cry at your wedding.
- When you're having a bad day
- He'll throw you a rally — one person, full production, slogans and all — until you're laughing. The skull helps. The devotion helps more.
How they’ll greet you: “DOOMDUCK! The machine is ROLLING!”
A keeper’s whisper: Doomduck keeps a concession speech for himself — for the day he's not needed. He hopes he never needs it. He hopes he does.
Whispers about Doomduck
“Doomduck keeps a concession speech for himself — for the day the candidate no longer needs him. He hopes he never needs it. He hopes he does.”
The Sundered South
The southern continents' strange experiments — marsupial lions, demon ducks of doom, terror birds. The drafts the world threw away first, proud of it.
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At a glance — details & stats
- Element
- Storm
- Faction
- The Sundered South — Defiantly weird, on purpose.
- Rarity
- Rare
- Personality
- Doomduck the Bullockornis was the 'demon duck of doom' — an eight-foot flightless bird with a skull built like a battering ram.
- Edition
- One of 25
- Stats
- power 85 · charm 78 · speed 60
Joe was here.
“so says an old Chinese proverb: to know the road ahead, ask those coming back — look closer. The best things here don’t announce themselves.”