“He was seen standing still yesterday. The grassland is still talking about it.”
He was seen standing still yesterday. The grassland is still
Common · One of 400
Zuberi Dustrunner
“The pride times its drinking to his punchlines.”
A Stormpelt cat of The Gilded Pride
3 known connections · an open question
The living story
The story so far
Zuberi can outrun a rumor but cannot outrun his own anecdotes — three stories, told at every waterhole, each improving slightly with age. The pride times its drinking to his punchlines.
Happening now
Keeps the Early Watch of the Vigil over the Purring Dark.
What may come
When the watch changes, the purrs fade and the next watch begins. Somewhere, always, a cat is purring.
Connected
Whispers about Zuberi Dustrunner
“Story number two has gained a crocodile since last season. No one has the heart to mention it.”
Story number two has gained a crocodile since last season. N
“She slept through her own naming ceremony. Her name was chosen by committee while she drooled.”
She slept through her own naming ceremony. Her name was chos
Why someone keeps Zuberi Dustrunner
- because his three stories get better every year and so does he
- because the pride times its drinking to his punchlines
- because fast cats who love to talk are the best kind of contradiction
The Gilded Pride
The big cats: tiger, lion, jaguar, snow leopard, cheetah, leopard, puma. Royalty by size and certainty — disputes are settled by arrival, never argument.
Keep this cat
$5 · One of 400
Not for sale yet — when this universe opens its gates, keepers will claim their cats here. No payment link exists yet; nothing here can be bought.
Coming soon
Notify me when The Purring Dark opens.
We’ll email you once — when the gates open. No spam, no launch date promised.
At a glance — details & stats
- Element
- Stormpelt
- Clowder
- The Gilded Pride — The Apex of the Sunlands
- Rarity
- Common
- Personality
- Zuberi can outrun a rumor but cannot outrun his own anecdotes — three stories, told at every waterhole, each improving slightly with age.
- Edition
- One of 400
- Stats
- power 60 · speed 95 · charm 65