Zuberi Dustrunner full artwork
Common · One of 400

Zuberi Dustrunner

“The pride times its drinking to his punchlines.”

A Stormpelt cat of The Gilded Pride

3 known connections · an open question

The living story

The story so far

Zuberi can outrun a rumor but cannot outrun his own anecdotes — three stories, told at every waterhole, each improving slightly with age. The pride times its drinking to his punchlines.

Happening now

Keeps the Early Watch of the Vigil over the Purring Dark.

What may come

When the watch changes, the purrs fade and the next watch begins. Somewhere, always, a cat is purring.

Connected

Whispers about Zuberi Dustrunner

Hear all the whispers

Why someone keeps Zuberi Dustrunner

  • because his three stories get better every year and so does he
  • because the pride times its drinking to his punchlines
  • because fast cats who love to talk are the best kind of contradiction

The Gilded Pride

The big cats: tiger, lion, jaguar, snow leopard, cheetah, leopard, puma. Royalty by size and certainty — disputes are settled by arrival, never argument.

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Keep this cat

$5 · One of 400

Not for sale yet — when this universe opens its gates, keepers will claim their cats here. No payment link exists yet; nothing here can be bought.

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At a glance — details & stats
Element
Stormpelt
Clowder
The Gilded Pride — The Apex of the Sunlands
Rarity
Common
Personality
Zuberi can outrun a rumor but cannot outrun his own anecdotes — three stories, told at every waterhole, each improving slightly with age.
Edition
One of 400
Stats
power 60 · speed 95 · charm 65